The Shadow (1994) Dir. Russell Mulcahy

The Shadow is a film I decided to revisit on Netflix recently.  I saw it when I was 12 in the theater, and at the time I remember I didn’t really understand it.  It wasn’t a terrible movie, but part of it to was that I wasn’t familiar with the radio show and magazine stories it was based on.  I’ve gotten to listen to several Shadow episodes on Sirius XM Radio Classics, and I actually do think the concept of this dark hero from the 40’s was actually kind of cool.  He starts out as kind of an anti hero, and uses what he knows about the darkness in himself to fight off and haunt those villains who terrorize the city.  So my big question after revisiting the film version was…does it live up to the original radio show?  Sadly, I don’t think it does.
My main problem with this movie is that it’s played for campiness.  Now…I love campy adventure films, but only when it’s appropriate to the subject.  I love The Phantom (1996) with Billy Zane because while it is campy, it’s a lighthearted adventure story, with some fun villains, and a daring do-good hero.  The camp is part of the fun to the character of The Phantom, and that movie just works for me.  I had some fun with The Shadow in the beginning, but the more it went on, the more I realized that this story should have been played more dark and serious.  The Shadow in some ways is an early incarnation of Batman, who is a very similar character that lurks in the shadows and is a symbol for striking fear into the hearts of bad guys.  Only the Shadow has the added advantage of clouding mens minds and becoming a voice inside their heads.  It’s great stuff.  But the problem is the camp aspect takes away from that darkness in the character.  
That’s just one of this movies problems though.  Another issue I had is that the film underutilizes its wealth of great supporting character actors, from Peter Boyle, Ian McKellen, James Hong, to Tim Curry.  Peter Boyle is especially wasted as someone who is a great comedic actor, as The Shadow’s driver, he’s just not given enough to do to make his character funny or interesting.  Ian Mckellen has a few moments as a kind of befuddled scientist, but he mostly walks through the role without really being able to milk it for its worth.  And then there’s Tim Curry.  Curry is probably given the most to do out of all these actors.  The problem is we’re introduced to him at the beginning of the film, and then he disappears for a good hour until he returns as a secondary villain.  But there’s no time put in to build him as a menace, and for the most part his character just comes off as annoying.  While the villain, Shiwan Kahn manipulates everyone into being his servants using his mind control abilities, Tim Curry’s character is the only one who joins him willingly.  But he’s so buffoonish that there’s no real understanding or motivation as to why he would side with the bad guy.  He doesn’t know anything about who Kahn is.  Why does he care about joining his side?  Then there’s John Lone, who plays the main villain Shiwan Kahn, ancestor to Genghis Kahn.  I know this actor is popular for playing villains, and I think I remember some of his work at this in the Rush Hour movies.  But not enough effort is put into making him into a serious threat, even when his plan is to detonate an atomic bomb in New York City.  The worst part of it is, at the end he’s treated as a joke, by being stuck in a padded room in a mental institution as the doctor mocks him for having his mind clouding abilities taken away from him.  
Tim Curry and John Lone in The Shadow
The movie also falls a bit into deus ex machina at the end, as The Shadow learns to become more powerful with his abilities, but without any of the build up explain why or where he learned how to do this.  This is one of my pet peeves about movies with superheroes today, where the hero seems to grow beyond his/her abilities, but without any of the training to support this change.  I had this same problem with Snow White and the Huntsman, where she becomes a warrior at the end with no guidance as to how she got there.  There were also some things I thought were a little weird, like when Alec Baldwin is made up as The Shadow, he’s made up with a long weird prosthetic nose.  When viewed up close, the makeup looks a bit silly.  
The movie’s not all bad though, and has a few interesting things thrown in.  There’s a crazy, demonic knife with its own personality that I thought was kind of fun, that flies through the air trying to attack Shadow.  Some of the production design is cool and very comic booky.  But the disappointing thing, like I said, is that the camp of it all works against the movies tone.  This film could have been much more dark and brooding.  I think even with the threat of the atomic bomb, the plot still could have the advantage of being taken seriously.  But that’s not the case, unfortunately, and in the end, just like it’s villain, the whole thing winds up being a joke.  

Brave (2012) Dir. Mark Andrews, Brenda Chapman

 I’ve grown weary of Pixar for many years now.  I believed that at one time they were a great studio capable of telling unique stories not normally attempted in feature animation.  Their last great film for me was “The Incredibles”, a grown up mature story that could universally appeal to all ages.  Like the Iron Giant, that film never pandered to its audience with arbitrary characters designed to appeal only to kids.  It actually feels like a real movie.  The Incredibles was the peak of greatness in how much depth they could achieve in their stories.  And ever since…well…it’s been pretty much downhill.  Not only have I found most of Pixar’s stories to be very frustrating… in some cases I find them to be emotionally manipulative on the audience.  I’ve seen the same formula thrown in over and over again…create an emotionally compelling protagonist in the first act, and then throw them into a hackneyed subpar story in the second and third act with little to nothing to say about who the protagonist is and everything to do with shoving home the filmmakers intended “message” to its audience.

I’m going to site an example of this with the film “UP”, a movie that was highly acclaimed and loved by critics and audiences…which I believe is based primarily on the first 10 minutes of the film.  The first 10 minutes of the movie documents Carl’s relationship with his lover Ellie, from their first meeting to her abortion and then to her untimely death.  All in an emotional tearful heart-tugging experience.  And then the actual film begins.  I felt no connection with his wife having anything to do with the rest of the movie in what pretty much amounts to a lackluster adventure story.  Sure, you could say their might be symbolic references of his wife influencing Carl, but she is never mentioned once.  It’s as though the creators of the film couldn’t get this adventure story with this old man and this kid to work right, so they created an elaborate backstory that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie in order for the audience to empathize with Carl.  I think it’s a cheat, and emotionally manipulative, forcing the audience to empathize with the main character when the plot of the rest of the film couldn’t do it for them.  The same thing happens in WALL-E with a wonderful, silent first 20 minutes of character introduction, and then the actual film begins about a bunch of fat people on a space ship none of us could really give a shit about in an effort for the filmmakers to slam home a green peace message about ecology.  The same thing happens in Ratatoulle, where Remy starts out lovable enough only to be bashed on the head with the message that he can’t steal. And now we have Brave.

Brave is Pixar’s first film to feature a female protagonist (it only took them 13 films to get there), and it’s just as shallow and manipulative in its storytelling as  all the films they’ve done going back to Cars.  It’s frustrating and amateur in it’s approach to tell a story about a girl becoming a woman.  The trailers first off are misleading, leading you to think this is a story of a girl’s journey of self discovery to find out who she is outside of her controlling mother.  Instead the movie is about Merida’s relationship with her mother.  Merida has a curse put on her mother with the help of a witch, turning her into a bear.  Merida regrets what she’s done, and she spends the rest of the movie having to patch up her relationship with her mom who is now a bear or the curse will become permanent.  That’s it.  That’s all this movie is.  It’s yet another animated story about a teenager who can’t get along with one of her parents and is forced into a contrived situation in order to teach her a lesson.  How very female empowering.  Instead of her mother telling Merida what to do, now it’s the filmmakers.

One of things about the concept of the mother/daughter relationship is that there are aspects to this that don’t make much sense.  For one thing, even though Merida is a teenager, I thought she would be a little more mature concerning the way she’s introduced.  She talks about wanting freedom and independence in the beginning, but the moment she runs away from her mother after their fight, her first thought is to get revenge on mom by putting a curse on her?  She seems a lot more childish than her age suggests, and a part of this issue is that the film takes place in ancient Scotland, where women her age at that time would have a lot more maturity than that.  If anything, the fight would have been the catalyst and the excuse she needed to leave for good.  A girl her age at that time would do that.  Why would she ever consider coming back to the castle?  Also, I’m a little shocked that Merida didn’t ask more questions about the cursed pie the witch gives her that turns her mother into a bear.  The witch doesn’t tell Merida what will happen when her mother eats the pie, all she says is something along the lines of “after your mother eats this pie, it will change your destiny.”  Well that obscure message could mean any number of things.  The pie could be poison and wind up killing her mother, changing Merida’s destiny THAT way.  The pie is given to her by a witch she doesn’t know.  By not asking questions, she already is putting her mother in serious danger.  That negligence made me unsympathetic towards Merida, and I think any teenager with half a brain would be worried if they’re doing something that could potentially kill off their parents.

There’s no sense of Merida ever really achieving any amount of independence.  She makes a dramatic monologue speech near the end of the film about finding your own path in life, and yet this moment never feels earned.  What would Merida know about finding her own path when she’s had to spend the whole movie hanging out with mom?  We see her mother (as a bear) who approves of Merida’s speech, but we don’t really know where this change in her came from.  Why does Merida think she even needs her mother’s approval to go out and discover her own destiny?  Again, this is a movie that starts out so well and engaging, but once you realize where the story is going, the whole outing falls flat, with a message you could drive home with a sledgehammer.  Merida cuts a line between her mother and herself in a family tapestry, and later hears the words that in order to break the curse she needs to “mend the bond” between her and her mother.  So her half backed solution to all this is to sew the tapestry and that will break the curse.  You hear that? The answer is sewing.  Any teenager her age could read into the message better than she did.  In any case, the moment the twist happened with the curse, I just groaned and rolled my eyes, only to realize not to soon after what I was in for for the next hour.

In another attempt to make the female empowerment message stronger in the film, the answer was also to apparently make all the men in the film into testosterone bulking idiots.  Really?  You can’t show any slightest depiction of men and women as equals?  Miyazaki can do it, Pixar, why can’t you?  The film just seems to contradict its own message with Merida telling us she wants to find her own destiny, when in reality she’s competing with all the male testosterone in the room.

There are certain elements of this film that could have been wonderful if they were only expanded upon.  The most interesting moment I thought was the storyline with the prince who got stuck with the permanent curse of being a bear.  How it played out in the film was very cool, and I thought it would have been wonderful to have a whole storyline centered around this character as a part of Merida’s journey.  But it stands in this film, that storyline peters out without any real connection to the driving story.  Merida doesn’t seem to learn anything really in discovering the cursed prince.

To elaborate on what I said earlier, after the fight with her mother, Merida should have just run away with the intention of leaving for good instead of going back to the castle.  And why shouldn’t she? She knows how to hunt and make shelter for herself. She’s almost a grown woman who can make her own choices. She should just leave. The biggest problem with this film is that Merida WANTS to be free, but instead she sabotages herself and forces herself into a situation where she’s tied to her mother. I’m not the biggest fan of The Little Mermaid, but after Ariel fights with her dad, she basically says “fuck him”, and runs off.  She’s naive as a teenager would be in making that choice, but I think we all admire her for having the courage to follow her own ambitions, and she willfully accepts the consequences of her actions. Merida has a much bigger advantage than Ariel in that she can actually live out in the woods and take care of herself. This mother/daughter story in Brave might have worked better if Merida were 11 or 12 years old and got into a fight with her mother, the plot would have serviced her better at that age. But like I said, Merida in the film is practically a grown woman. She should have been given the freedom to go out in the world and find out who she is, not be stuck learning how to get along with her mother.

There are other problems I had where the film didn’t abide by its own set of rules.  One of them involved Merida’s triplet brothers eating the same pie that turned their mother into a bear, now turning them into bear cubs.  Merida’s mother’s transformation was grounded in a set of rules with which there was a curse and that Merida had to tie the bond between her and her mother before the second sunrise or her mother will remain a bear permanently.  So what are the rules regarding the triplets transformation?  The answer: There are none.  It’s done arbitrarily for comedic purposes, only what this does is it takes the believability away from the curse on the mother, considering we know nothing bad is going to happen to the triplets.  Another problem with the curse, I got no sense of impending doom with the ticking clock of the story, the second sunrise that would make the mother’s transformation permanent.  I will admit that when I first heard the witch explaining the curse, I got mixed up and thought she said the second sunset the mother’s curse would be permanent.  It got me confused considering the final battle took place at night, I thought ‘what have they got to worry about, they still have another 16 hours to resolve everything. Okay, it was my bad.  BUT…it made me think they should have made this a little clearer instead of just telling us, by at least having the witch show a visual of a sunrise.  Having a visual would hit the point home harder of the impending stakes involved.

In the end, parents would be better off introducing their children to Miyazaki than this, from a filmmaker who actually knows how to make animated films that speak to young girls.  I don’t really know what happened regarding the story with this film, because Brenda Chapman was ousted as director and replaced with Mark Andrews, and a rewrite of the story was called for.  I don’t know the behind the scenes details for this, but I don’t know if Mark was the right choice to direct.  In the end, I found this film to be amateur and less than compelling, and reinforces my feelings that Pixar creates compelling characters only to shove them in a subpar story with a preachy message attached.  In a field of animated features dominated by boy content, Pixar didn’t do anything extraordinary to change the game for girls.

On a final note, just a quick word about the short attached called La Luna.  What was the point of it?  Why did anything that happened in the short really matter?  It played like somebodies idea of a cute Cal Arts short, and yet with nothing of value to say.  Terribly disappointing.

Villain Watch: The Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard of Oz 1939)

It’s Monday again, so I figure it’s time for another Villain Watch.  Again, I have to keep my posts somewhat short because I’ve been pretty busy, but I just had to say a few words about The Wicked Witch of the West as one of the great movie villains.  She may seem like a more obvious villain to write about but I came across something about her performance by Margaret Hamilton that I just loved.

I watched an old YouTube video of an episode of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood where he actually had Margaret Hamilton as a guest.  Margaret was concerned about the effect her performance in the Wizard of Oz had on children, as many of us grew up frightened of her character.  She explained about the idea of acting, and how actors dress up and play pretend like children do.  But it was her description of the witches personality that I loved and she described it in a way so children could understand.  She doesn’t think of herself as an evil character, Margaret said.  She said she always thought of the witch as a person who always did a lot of things that gave her joy.  Anything she did, she did because it made her happy.  But in reality she was pretty unhappy because she never really got what she wanted (that being the ruby slippers and all the power that came with them).  There was something kind of sweet and yet truthful about those comments.  Certainly the best actors who approach their villains never think of them as being evil (why would they?  They simply think what they’re doing is the right thing to do.)  It’s such a simple explanation for such a dastardly character, but it works, and at the heart of it I think it’s why we all love her.  The greatest actors can find ways to bring empathy to even the nastiest of characters.  Even if they always appear evil on the outside, it’s finding that thing to like about the character that makes more accessible to play.

The great thing about the witch too is that she’s just an animator’s dream come true.  She comes up with these wonderful expressions and poses.  It’s the same kind of heightened stage play I mentioned with Silas Barnaby in March of the Wooden Soldiers.  I never quite understood it when Wicked became popular, because to me it’s just too lighthearted a backstory.  Who really needs an explanation for why Witch of the West is the way she is.  She just is.  Margaret stated it beautifully what her character was all about.

I haven’t watched the Wizard of Oz in awhile, but I may pop it in again after watching Margaret’s interview just to see the witch from her viewpoint.  I watched another great interview with Margaret where she talked about the phone call she got from her agent about being in The Wizard of Oz.  She said she loved the stories of Frank L. Baum and was excited to be in it.  “What part do they want me to play” she asked.  The agent said, “well, the witch.”  Margaret got a stunned expression.  “The witch?!”, she said.  And the agent said, “well yeah, what else?”

Night Nurse (1931) Dir. William Wellman

Tonight I watched for the first time a really great classic, Night Nurse, and 1931 pre-code Warner Bros. feature.  The great thing about this movie is that it is very funny, but its also got some emotional weight to it.  It stars Barbara Stanwyck, Joan Blondell, and Clark Gable playing a villain!  The story follows a newbie nurse played by Stanwyck who winds up working in hospice for the family of a sick little girl, only there’s a scam going by the child’s stepfather (Gable) in an effort to make the little girl sicker.  This film was before Clark Gable reached heightened popularity as a movie heartthrob.  Here he’s a particularly nasty and intimidating character.  His screen time is fairly small, but he makes the most of his presence and puts in a memorable performance.  
As I said, this is also a pre-code (pre-production code, meaning a production code was established years later as a set of censorship guidelines).  Here we get plenty of scenes of Blondell and Stanwyck dressing and undressing, lots of drunk people, crimes of booze running during prohibition, negligent parents, and a male protagonist character who gets away with murder!  How cool is that?    Some of those pre code films are really a lot of fun to watch and this one is no exception.  

I’ve been busy doing some storyboard work this week, so I have to keep my post short for now, but this is a great movie worth checking out.  I see its available on Netflix, and that disc comes with a documentary “Thou Shalt Not”, which is all about precode Hollywood films.  I’ll probably rent the disc just to watch that documentary.

Sometimes it’s best just to say no. Sorry Prometheus, not this time.

Sometimes it’s best to just say no and sit one out.  I looked forward to this film for awhile and judging from the trailers it definitely looked interesting.  But then I started to hear things…it was a prequel to Alien, but there would be no mention of the alien creature.  And then the reviews started coming in about its confusing premise and themes regarding faith and religion.  The more I started to hear all of this, it just got to the point where I just said, “no thanks”.  
I guess my first most confused question is…why would you do an Alien prequel with no mention of the alien creature?  What’s the point?  Why does it have to be the space jockey, why can’t it just be an original sci-fi story about a group of visitors who find a dead alien race on a far off planet?  I don’t want the mystery of the Alien mythology imposed upon if it’s going to have nothing to do with the rest of the series.  It feels like more of a marketing ploy to get people in theaters if they think there’s going to be some connection to Alien, because Ridley Scott or Damon Lindoff couldn’t sell their hi brow script without it having some marketable connection.  It’s just bullshit.  The Alien franchise has suffered enough under the bad decision making of studio executives in its existence.  Like killing off Newt and Hicks, and just not cutting Ripely a break and letting the gal rest in peace.  Don’t even get me started on the whole Alien Vs. Predator thing.  And now to destroy the mystery of the very essence of the origin of the series?  No, I’m not buying into it this time.    
Maybe it’s because I’m getting older.  I’m tired of getting hyped up for movies over a year in advance only to have the story fall apart on me.  I also just came to the conclusion of…if I’m going to watch the mystery of the space jockey revealed to me, do I really want the explanation to be centered around religion?  From the screenwriter who brought us the horribly religiously saccharine ending to the TV series Lost?  No, thank you.  I’m done.  Sir Ridley sounds like he’s gone the way of Tim Burton and George Lucas, surrounded by “yes” men, who won’t tell them when to say “no”, or at least, to “just let it go”.  
I’m just tired of it.  Tired of having my expectations thwarted every time by second rate screenwriters who are always hired to write these tent pole features.  I’m sorry for those who loved and got hyped up over Super 8, but J.J. Abrams is not the next Steven Spielberg.  And the great directors we all grew up with are waning now.  It’s time to hire fresh directors, and its time for those new directors to surround themselves with people they trust creatively who have the balls to tell them no when an idea sucks.  The film shouldn’t be in service to egos, or what’s going to make money based on formula ideas that have been done over and over again (and yes, I’m even looking at you Pixar).  It should be in service to the characters and the story first…and whether or not the creators actually have something to say.  Getting constantly gyped with bad endings or a weak third act just gets tiresome, as we watch characters make stupid decisions to force the plot to go one way (as we see the hand of the filmmaker intruding on them) instead of letting the characters speak for themselves and tell their own story.  
Every once in awhile when a tent pole movie comes along, sometimes it is best to know when to say no, and I think Prometheus is one of those occasions.  The rest of the world has spoken for me, so I don’t think there’s a need to investigate any further.  Count me out.  

Villain Watch: Mrs. Danvers (Rebecca 1940)

I thought I’d go back to some classic Hitchcock this week and highlight one of his really great villains, Mrs. Danvers from his film Rebecca.  Rebecca was the first American film directed by Hitch, and his only one to win the Academy Award for Best Picture.  Ironically, Hitch never in his career won the award for Best Director, but he would have certainly deserved the honor for this film.  Danvers is a great villain, dark, scheming, and manipulative.  Her love for the mysterious Rebecca makes us wonder about her deeper affections for her.  And then enters this strange woman, this new Mrs. deWinter…a young innocent girl who became Rebecca’s replacement, and with whom Danvers sees red.  
Danvers in a few ways reminds me of Charles Boyer’s character, Gregory Anton from Gaslight, another manipulator in a domestic situation who psychologically torments a young innocent woman.  In Rebecca, Danvers not only torments Mrs. DeWinter, her goal is to drive her to suicide, as DeWinter is the new wife in the shadow of the beautiful and adored Rebecca DeWinter.  When the truth comes out about what happened to Rebecca, we can understand more the close relationship she had with her house servant, Danvers.  Danvers becomes a tragic character, much like Rebecca herself…and while it’s questionable how deep the relationship went between these two, in the end they were both made for one another.  For Danvers to have Rebecca taken away from her, we can see the rage and the hurt in her quest to destroy the “impostor” now married to Maxim De Winter.  
Mrs. Danvers was played by the amazing Judith Anderson.  This woman could be best friends with the wicked stepmother from Cinderella, as both are just as sinister and calculating.  Anderson gives Danvers several layers and added dimension to her character.  For as evil as her actions are, it’s hard not to feel sorry for her and what the loss of Rebecca means to her.  In one of her great scenes, where she has Mrs. DeWinter at the high window of her bedroom trying to talk her in to jumping, and with every word she says like twisting a knife into the poor girl, and her soft spoken words to get her to jump “…why don’t you?  Why don’t you?…”  It’s a terrific, gripping scene.  And the scene where Danvers gives Mrs. DeWinter a tour of Rebecca’s bedroom is just haunting and beautiful.  The way she subtle jibes at DeWinter that she’ll never be able to hold a candle to Rebecca’s beauty and greatness…well…it’s just an amazing performance.
Because she’s so densely layered, I think Mrs. Danvers is my favorite of all of Hitchcock’s villains.  He always had a knack for showing the worst in people, but he not only does that here but also makes us sympathize with her, in some of the same ways we feel about his later creation, Norman Bates.  They are both characters that became lost somewhere down the road…both trapped in a broken relationship they could never allow themselves to break.  I love Danvers because as much as we want to hate her, I don’t see her as an evil character.  She is ultimately alone, always holding to the past and never embracing the new.  This character I’m certain inspired many great villains in the long run, and I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Frank Thomas took a little bit of inspiration from her when developing the wicked stepmother in Cinderella.  The both seem to embody the same jealousy and loathsomeness for the young, beautiful girl in the room.   
For those who haven’t seen it, Rebecca really is a great film, with an intriguing story, and all out great supporting cast, including Nigel Bruce (Watson in the Rathbone Sherlock Holmes movies-I’ll definitely be talking about those later), Florence Bates, and Leo G. Carroll, and stars the two greats Laurence Olivier as Max DeWinter and Joan Fontaine as the second Mrs. DeWinter.  It’s a film that’s got the humor as well as drama, along with its great villain, and is one of Hitch’s finest.  It’s a must see for sure.  

REVIEW: Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted (2012) Dir. Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath, Conrad Vernon

I hate to sound like John K, but what exactly are each of these characters feeling?  

I’ve reposted here what I wrote at Cartoon Brew, but here’s what I thought in a nutshell.  At the end there’s an additional paragraph I didn’t post on CB, where I made a few additional comments:

I saw Madagascar 3, not being a fan of the first Madagascar film, but I thought I’d see this one and try to give the series another shot.  After watching it, I think the reason I find myself not relating to these films is that I feel that humor is not grounded in any sort of logic or rules.  All four main characters act with the same manic energy, and after watching them for 80 minutes I still feel like I don’t really know anything about them.

I know that we’re talking about a cartoon and that this is the world of Madagascar, but we all know that even the wildest, most manic Tex Avery cartoons, he sets up ground rules in each of his cartoons.  Here in this film, a lot of the gags feel arbitrary and don’t do enough to tell us anything or promote character development.  I didn’t understand the villain at all.  Why was she so driven to break her jurisdiction to capture these animals?  The fact that she’s psycho and has animal heads on the wall of her office doesn’t tell me enough.  Is she an animal control officer or a poacher?  And if her job means putting heads of animals on the wall of her office, who on earth thought it was a good idea to put her in charge in the first place?  Why isn’t animal cruelty after her?  The whole film she chases after the animals without any motivation or reason.

I’d also like to know, what was the deal with the circus?  If they’re a traveling circus with no money, why does their next show look like Cirque du Soleil on ecstasy?  It’s like the film kept breaking its own rules without any valid reason.
The only character I kinda liked and felt I could identify with was the seal, Stephano.  In his first scenes when Vitaly was throwing knives at him to shut him up, I liked that for as little as he was, he wasn’t going to let someone as big as Vitaly intimidate him.  It was kind of an endearing quality to give him.  I also liked that they were willing to poke a little fun at the big animation cliche of the main character losing his friends in the big drama scene.  But the circus animals reasons for getting upset were just stupid.  Alex’s group just saved their careers.  Who cares if they lied about being circus animals?  And they had a good reason for lying, considering they were being hunted, and they wouldn’t take them in unless they said they were circus animals.  Whose fault is that?

I kinda wonder what went on in the story meetings for this film.  It seems like they dived in with several million ideas at once, without any singular voice to keep the whole thing grounded and give the film some sort of direction.  Most critics describe the film as being schizophrenic, and in many ways they’re not far off.  I just want to see an all out animated comedy done right for a change.  In the very best classic comedies, the gags are always driven by character.  Just look at anything by Keaton, Chaplin, Charlie Chase, Laurel and Hardy, or even modern day examples like Ren and Stimpy.  And because they’re driven by character, these comedies actually have something to say about them, and something to say about real life.  I don’t relate to the characters in Madagascar because I don’t know anyone like them in real life.  At least, not anyone who didn’t have something motivating their manic behavior.

Overall, I thought it was better than the first Madagascar, but that’s not really saying much.  Implausible scenarios should make sense in their own way.  Otherwise it’s too much mania without the sincerity.

Wreck-it Ralph Trailer

I have to say, this is the first time in a long while that I’m actually excited about a Disney animated feature!  And it opens the day after my birthday!  The biggest thing I have to wonder is whether or not the story holds up, but with all the great video game cameos in this, it looks like its going to be a hell of a lot of fun.  Hilarious cameos include Bowser, Q-bert, and the Pac-man ghosts.  I get kind of a Toy Story/ Roger Rabbit vibe from this.

Man…a modern animated Disney feature that actually looks cool.  What are the odds?  We’ll have to see if the movie lives up to the trailer.

Villain Watch: The Nome King, Mombi, and The Wheelers (Return to Oz) 1985

While I’m raving about the marvels of Will Vinton and his amazing process Claymation, I thought I’d turn the attention on him again with this weeks Villain Watch with his masterful and brilliant character, The Nome King!

Return to Oz is a really great underrated Disney film from the 80’s.  It has its moments of humor, but its very creepy and dark, especially since the plot line deals with the clinically depressed Dorothy Gale, whose Aunt Em and Uncle Henry take her to see a psychiatrist that wants to put her through electro shock therapy.  And we’re talking shock therapy in the late 1800’s, when the lightbulb was only just invented.  She heres screams from the patients locked away in the clinic who have gone mad from the procedure.  The doctor (Nicol Williamson, playing both the doctor and The Nome King) presents himself on the surface a kindly older man with a pleasant bedside manner.  But he hides dark secrets of the results of his new therapeutic technique that has gone horribly wrong.

The Nome King presents himself in the same way as a manipulator, who makes himself sound reasonable and fair to people on the surface, only to hide his true dark and sinister agenda.  He’s practically destroyed Oz with the power of the ruby slippers, and he likes to play games with people, toying with their emotions.  He’s going to win regardless, and if he loses…well…then you’ll want to be as far away from him as possible.

Nome King is aided by his second in command, the terrifying head stealer Mombi (Jean Marsh, who also played the evil Queen Bavmorda in Willow).  She’s pretty much a substitute for the Wicked Witch of the West, but they both don’t have to compete in their goals to be absolute terrors.  Her violent raging temper reflects well opposite The Nome Kings calming manipulative demeanor.  She dons multiple personalities with the different heads she attaches to her body.  But despite whichever head she chooses, inside she’s still the same raging and cruel Mombi.  These two villains are on both sides of the same coin…who come off as a great menace to Dorothy and her friends.


Williamson does both the voice of the Nome King and plays the live action version in effects makeup.  Will Vinton’s team does an amazing job capturing Williamson’s gestures and facial expressions within the character.  He is incredibly expressive and emotional, and both performances between the animators and Williamson are seamless.  The mind boggles as the animators morph and shape the rock formations creating different interpretations for various expressions.  Theres a great piece of animation from one of the King’s minions, a nome on a flat granite rock that morphs into amazing believable expressions.  The Nome King is the biggest highlight in an already great film.

But the scariness doesn’t stop there.  Along with The Nome King and Mombi, there are The Wheelers, creepy circus like characters that have wheels for hands and feet, and they roll around chasing after Dorothy.  The destruction of Oz becomes a representation of Dorothy’s tortured psyche with all of the nightmarish creatures that inhabit it.  It’s a movie that would be more wise to introduce to older children, because if young kids were terrified by The Wicked Witch of the West, then this film takes that terror x10.

This is a movie designed for kids we’re talking about!  I don’t know what the politics of studios were like in the 80’s, but when it came to making movies geared towards children, there was definitely much more creative freedom and expression, where stories were told that were allowed to go to dark places.  I think that’s great, and it’s not just because I’m a sucker for dark material.  I like it because of the lessons they impart on children.  As a friend of mine once said, there are reasons why in fairy tales there are scary scenes, like Red Riding hood and the wolf, or the witch in Hansel and Gretel.  They are cautionary to warn children that there are dangerous people in the world who can manipulate them.  Today we hardly get characters that intense in animated films because so many people are overprotective of children, and studios fear the backlash parents and lower box office numbers if the movie seems to scary.  But how are kids supposed to learn then?  Isn’t that the point of these fairy tales?  Everything appeals to kids now based on blatant commercialism, and there’s so little in the way of good storytelling that ever manages to get into the film.

This film has not just one, but three great villains to inhabit the world, each of them being scary in their own unique way.  The director Walter Murch is a very well known editor and sound designer in Hollywood, but he really caught lightning in a bottle with this film.  The film got mixed reviews from critics because of its bleak and dark content, and didn’t fair to well at the box office.  It’s probably why this is the only film Murch did, which is a shame because in watching this film, he is an amazingly talented director.  It’s risen to cult status for the most part.  But for those who haven’t seen the film, it really has a great story, and the villains just sell it completely.  I’ve posted the YouTube video below so you can see the wonderful expressive animation created by Will Vinton and his team.  It is a really great film for kids and adults alike.

BREIF REVIEW: Snow White and The Huntsman (2012) Dir. Rupert Sanders

I’m going to keep this short because I don’t really have much on my mind that’s worth saying about Snow White and the Huntsman.  The best thing I can say about is…well…it’s pretty.  But emotionally the film is pretty empty.  I thought Charlize Theron was going to make a great evil queen from the trailers.  But she’s just not that scary.  She tries of course, trying to sound intimidating when she screams at people, but she just doesn’t seem like she can go all the way.  I think she has the look and she tries to own the part, but as far as being a powerful, threatening monarch goes, she’s not quite there, and overall (despite her looks) I thought she was miscast.

Chris Hemsworth is really given nothing to do as the Huntsman, and looks more like he’s just dragged along in tow on the adventure without any real reason for being there.  Seriously though, why did the queen hire this guy?  Her evil brother manages to track Snow White down just fine on his own, and he does it several times.  Huntsman’s character just seems like a wasted opportunity.  As far as Snow White goes, she starts as a vulnerable innocent girl, and turns around to lead an army against the evil queen.  Only she’s had no training nor has she gained any military experience to have us really believe she could be “the one” to lead the fight.  Her arc comes off as being false, and I never really believed in her growth and development as a character.  Enter the seven dwarves and a childhood friend who slings a bow and arrow, and you’ve basically got a lite version of Lord of the Rings with helicopter shots of the crew with the dwarves going over epic backdrops.  There’s also a scene with an elk that looks like it was lifted straight out of Princess Mononoke.  That moment also feels extraneous, and doesn’t seem to have any real purpose or meaning to the story.

And I’ve just got to say…Snow White’s father is a numbskull.  After his wife dies of illness, he’s off fighting in a battle where he discovers Charlize Theron, and he is so taken with her beauty that he marries her the next day.  Then surprise surprise, she kills him and takes over the kingdom bringing darkness across the land.  Doesn’t a king have…you know…advisors… who might point out that he’s rushing into a commitment with a woman he only just met? And wouldn’t any military general leading his army might suspect that the woman could be a spy or a saboteur, considering she happened to be found in the middle of a battle with their enemies?  This is a fantasy world full of magic and treachery.  Why would no one raise suspicions about finding the queen like this?  

I don’t care if its a fairy tale or the 1950’s, I’m just really tired of watching couples decide to get married five minutes after they meet!  I’m only interested in that if we see the consequences of rushing into a relationship (aside from a plot to stab the other in the back).  It’s seriously stupid.  It amazes me how people in the 1950’s continually fell for this plot device when its just not truthful to expect everything will be alright in the end when two people rush into marriage.  Gah!

So in a nutshell, if you have to see this film, go see it for all the pretty visuals and creatures.  But just be warned, its a boring film without a real beating heart or emotional core.  The story is just uninspired and limp, and not really worth your $12.50 to see it.